Collection: Eric Decetis

Eric Decetis

Over the past three decades, Eric Decetis's fellow cartoonists have watched in awe as he grabbed the single panel cartoon by the scruff of its neck, hauled it into his studio, and showed us just how ingeniously the human body could be corrupted for a laugh. I know of no other cartoonist who possesses Eric's command of anatomy combined with a sense of humor that should probably be registered as a lethal weapon. I've yet to see a Decetis cartoon that didn't leave me laughing out loud, and if he doesn't already hold the patent on how to draw the human buttocks then the U.S. Congress should award it to him unconditionally. A cartoonist is required to wear many hats, among them: artist, humorist, writer, philosopher, and journalist. Here is a collection of Eric's work which represents a unique and potent blend of these skills. Mr. Decetis has brought us a powerful message . . . that even during our prettiest, coolest, and noblest moments we are, each and every one of us, just another ass in the crowd. -New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Cheney

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    Unicorns Noah Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30047

    Birthday Card Unicorns in bed Eric Decetis  Outside Text: Big storm's a brewin'. Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise thing with your whack-job friend...

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    Food Channel Rerun Anniversary Card Eric Decetis 30056

    Funny humor Anniversary Card from Eric Decetis Food Channel Rerun. Pictura USA Outside Text: DAMN. Another rerun on the food Channel again. That's the microwave Bob.  Inside...

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    Chest Pain Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30324

    Birthday Card 911 Design from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Chest pain! Call 911! Chest pain! Call 911! Unbuckle your belt Bob. Inside text: Loosen up...

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    Joint Stiff Try Vaping Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30386

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Two old men talking  Outside Text: Lately my joints are stiff. You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping.  Inside Text: Hope your...

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    Flying Squirrel Birthday Card Eric Decetis 95776

    Funny Birthday Card with Squirrels. Design from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Well. There you go. I guess Frank Wasn't a flying squirrel after all.  Inside...

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    Windy Thursday Beer Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30044

    Eric Decetis Humor Birthday Card Outside Text: "It's windy" "No, Thursday" "Me too! Let's get some beers" Inside text: Have a Happy Birthday...that's one thing we can...

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    Fat Squirrel Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30437

    Fat Squirrel Funny Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30437 Pictura USA Outside Text: Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend... Inside...

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    Boob Scale Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30297

    Funny Birthday Card Measuring Beasts from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Inside text: Breast wishes for the happiest of birthdays. Design: Eric Decetis 0012.30297

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    Crushed Nuts Get Well Card Eric Decetis 30038

    Funny Get Well Card Eric Decetis Crushed Nuts 30038 Outside Text: Ice cream sundae. Crushed nuts? Nope Arthritis. Inside text: Here's the scoop... get well soon. Design: Eric Decetis...

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    Make-up Smudge Birthday Card Eric Decetis 93684

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Skirt stuck in stockings.  Outside Text: Lois rejoins her blind date hoping he won't notice the make-up she has smudged on...

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    Cat Present Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30392

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis old lady with Cats. Pictura USA Outside Text: We got you a birthday present. It's just not quite dead yet. Inside...

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    Obesity Runs in Family Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30393

    Birthday Card Outside Text: Does obesity run in your family? Nobody runs in my family Inside text: Another birthday?Credit your healthy lifestyle. Refinements: Emboss Design: Eric Decetis

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    Life Support Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30383

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Couple talking at the bar. Outside Text: Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in....

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    The Wonder Years Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30237

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis Outside Text: The wonder years I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants...

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    Dogs Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30461

    Birthday Card Dogs Eric Decetis 30461 Pictura USA Outside Text: I Offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD. I detect cancer and other human diseases...

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    Senior Citizen Selfies Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30413

    Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30413 Pictura USA  Outside Text: Senior Citizen Selfies Inside Text: Always on top of the latest trends. Happy Birthday Design: Eric Decetis

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    Automatic cat feeder Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30446

    Automatic cat feeder Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice! Inside text: Chow down and have...

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    Student Loans Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30364

    Funny Birthday Student loan Card from Eric Decetis Outside Text: Student Loans Tall. Blonde. Twenty One. Boobs. Inside Text: Senile. Old. Delusional. Dream on and have a...

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    Leave The Diaper on Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30422

    Leave The Diaper on Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30422 Pictura USA Greeting Card Outside Text: Ready for your birthday present dear? Leave the diaper on! Leave the...

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    Thursday Thirty Pee Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30334

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Ladies talking.  Outside Text: I said is it Thursday? Yes, I'm thirsty. Let's get some tea. Hey. I gotta pee too....

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    Senior Beach Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30022

    Birthday Card Senior Beach Eric Decetis  Outside Text: You think they're real? You think I care. Senior beach Inside text:  You think I 'd forget your birthday?...

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    Turtle & Snail Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30445

    Turtle & Snail  Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: WHEEEE! Inside text: How the years race by... Happy Birthday Refinements: Embossing More from Eric decetis...

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    All the fixin's Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30404

    Funny Birthday Card all the fixin's Eric Decetis 30404. Pictura USA Outside Text: No' it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the...

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    Out Of Bourbon Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30409

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis Outside Text: Happy Birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in.  Inside Text: Hoping...

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