Collection: Eric Decetis

Eric Decetis

Over the past three decades, Eric Decetis's fellow cartoonists have watched in awe as he grabbed the single panel cartoon by the scruff of its neck, hauled it into his studio, and showed us just how ingeniously the human body could be corrupted for a laugh. I know of no other cartoonist who possesses Eric's command of anatomy combined with a sense of humor that should probably be registered as a lethal weapon. I've yet to see a Decetis cartoon that didn't leave me laughing out loud, and if he doesn't already hold the patent on how to draw the human buttocks then the U.S. Congress should award it to him unconditionally. A cartoonist is required to wear many hats, among them: artist, humorist, writer, philosopher, and journalist. Here is a collection of Eric's work which represents a unique and potent blend of these skills. Mr. Decetis has brought us a powerful message . . . that even during our prettiest, coolest, and noblest moments we are, each and every one of us, just another ass in the crowd. -New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Cheney

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    Alexa Lawrence Welk Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30465

    Birthday Card Pizza Extra Eric Decetis 30456 Pictura USA Outside Text: Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa... That's a can of chopped chicken Grandpa. ...

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    Crapped on Carpet Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30443

    Crapped on Carpet Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: I'm in a hurry. Got any "Sorry I crapped on your carpet" cards? Inside text:...

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    My Can Opener Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30472

    My Can Opener Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30472 Pictura USA Outside Text: You're my world. You're my everything. You're my can opener. Inside text: Hope your birthday...

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    Internet's Down Mailbox Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30425

    Internet's Down Mailbox Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30425 Pictura USA Greeting Card Outside Text: Internet's down Inside Text: Happy birthday the old-fashioned way! Refinements: Embossing Design: Eric Decetis

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    Crap Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30414

    Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30414 Pictura USA  Inside Text: No crap… it’s your birthday! Refinements: Embossing Design: Eric Decetis

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    Great Coffee Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30457

    Birthday Card Great Coffee Eric Decetis 30457 Pictura USA Outside Text: Great Coffee, Carole. Inside Text: Cheers to a happy birthday! Refinements: Embossing More from Eric decetis Design:...

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    Most Interesting Dog Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30433

    Most Interesting Dog Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30433 Pictura USA Outside Text: I don't always fart when your friends are over. But when I do, I make...

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    Sunbathing Topless Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30310

    Funny Birthday Card From Eric Decetis.  Outside Text: As a matter of fact, yes I was sunbathing topless. Inside text: Here's to an uplifting birthday! More from...

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    Perry Stool Softener Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30468

    Perry Stool Softener Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30468 Pictura USA Outside Text: Thank You for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a...

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    No Pants Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30460

    Birthday Card No Pants Eric Decetis 30460 Pictura USA Outside Text: Shirts Shoes Required. No Dogs. Soooo Close. Inside Text: Wishing you a happy birthday with no...

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    Bone Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30463

    Birthday Card Bone Eric Decetis 30463 Pictura USA Outside Text: Definitive. Compelling. Persuasive. Upside down.  Inside Text: Birthdays are all about perspective. Hope you have a great one!...

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    Senior Moment 16Hanger Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30374

    Birthday Card Eric Decetis. Couple Talking Outside Text: Senior Moment #16 "My dang neck is killin' me again." " That's because you left your dang hanger in...

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    Dachshund Viagra Adult Humor Get Well Card Eric Decetis 30428

    Funny Dachshund Viagra Get Well Card Eric Decetis 30428 Outside Text: So tell me Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again? No. Wait. I thought they...

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    Archaeologist Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30488

    Archaeologist Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30488 Pictura USA Outside Text: I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. Inside text:...

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    Noah Gay Unicorns Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30479

    Noah Gay Unicorns Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay.  Inside...

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    Special Wishes Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30417

    Special Wishes Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30417 Outside Text: Any special wishes for your birthday, dear? I wish you'd turn into a pinata.  Inside Text: May all...

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    Birthday Cake Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30411

    Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30411 Pictura USA  Outside Text: Happy Birthday, Dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free, and sugar-free. Is that a lima bean? Inside Text: Live a little! It’s...

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    Pee When I Sneeze Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30380

    Birthday Card Eric Decetis. Older Lady talking to a younger lady.  Outside Text: I giggle when I laugh. I pee when I sneeze Inside Text: Happy Birthday to...

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    Adult Diaper Hot Tub Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30326

    Adult Diaper Hot Tub Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not... good Inside text: It’s your birthday... soak it up!...

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    Pants on Fire Anniversary Card Eric Decetis 30439

    Funny humor Anniversary Card from Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: Honest, dear... what makes you think I'm lying. Inside Text: The truth is you two are...

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    All U Can Eat Buffet Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30395

    All you can eat buffet Birthday Cards Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: All you can eat buffet Inside text: It’s your birthday...GO BIG! Refinements: Emboss Design: Eric Decetis

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    Pizza Extra Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30456

    Birthday Card Pizza Extra Eric Decetis 30456 Pictura USA Outside Text: Medium pepperoni. Extra anchovies. Extra Mice... And birds. Tell me you didn't forget the small birds. ...

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    Bird Crossing Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30452

    Birthday Card Bird Crossing Eric Decetis 30452. Pictura USA Outside Text: Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed.  Inside Text: Some people don't change with age...like you! Happy Birthday...

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    Beer Fat Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30440

    Funny Beer Fat Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Does this beer make me look fat? Inside text: Can't stomach the idea of getting older? Happy...

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