Collection: Eric Decetis

Eric Decetis

Over the past three decades, Eric Decetis's fellow cartoonists have watched in awe as he grabbed the single panel cartoon by the scruff of its neck, hauled it into his studio, and showed us just how ingeniously the human body could be corrupted for a laugh. I know of no other cartoonist who possesses Eric's command of anatomy combined with a sense of humor that should probably be registered as a lethal weapon. I've yet to see a Decetis cartoon that didn't leave me laughing out loud, and if he doesn't already hold the patent on how to draw the human buttocks then the U.S. Congress should award it to him unconditionally. A cartoonist is required to wear many hats, among them: artist, humorist, writer, philosopher, and journalist. Here is a collection of Eric's work which represents a unique and potent blend of these skills. Mr. Decetis has brought us a powerful message . . . that even during our prettiest, coolest, and noblest moments we are, each and every one of us, just another ass in the crowd. -New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Cheney

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    ERIC BD - Lost Golf Ball

    Lost Golf Ball Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30435 Pictura USA Outside Text: Son of a... Now Where'd that one go? Inside Text: May you find everything you're looking...

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    ERIC BD - Keys Please

    Keys Please Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: 'Member when you said if you ever get to wearin' your pants hiked up to your neck...

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    ERIC BD - Lost Earbud

    Birthday Card Earbuds Eric Decetis 30454 Pictura USA Outside Text: I can't believe I lost an earbud.  Inside Text: Celebrating your birthday is like music to my...

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    ERIC BD - Tokey Bear

    Tokey Bear Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30431 Pictura USA Outside Text: Nah, dude. I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey, you got any snacks? Inside Text: High hopes...

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    ERIC BD - Plumber Butt Crack

    Plumber Butt Crack Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Inside text: Another year behind you and you are still lookin’ good! Happy Birthday Refinements: Embossing More from...

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    ERIC BD - Senior Beach

    Birthday Card Senior Beach Eric Decetis  Outside Text: You think they're real? You think I care. Senior beach Inside text:  You think I 'd forget your birthday?...

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    ERIC BD - Archaeologist

    Archaeologist Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30488 Pictura USA Outside Text: I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. Inside text:...

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    ERIC BD-Leave The Diaper On

    Leave The Diaper on Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30422 Pictura USA Greeting Card Outside Text: Ready for your birthday present dear? Leave the diaper on! Leave the...

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    ERIC BD - Vodka Wine

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Two old ladies talking and smoking at the bar.  Outside Text: At our age I figure we only have two taste...

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    ERIC BD - Dog Butt Dial

    Dogs Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30416 Outside Text: Sorry, Lenny. I must have butt-dialed you Inside Text: No confusing this… it’s your birthday. Hope it’s a great...

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    ERIC AN - Whose Fault

    Funny humor Birthday Card from Eric Decetis  Outside Text: After all these years of marriage you still blame me for everything! And whose fault is that!? Inside...

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    ERIC BD - Pee Floor Mirror

    Old man Pee on Floor Mirror Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30423 Pictura USA Greeting Card Outside Text: I just saw some confused old goat pee all over...

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    ERIC BD - Free Pizza Late

    Funny Birthday Card all the fixin's Eric Decetis 30404. Pictura USA Outside Text: No' it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the...

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    ERIC BD - Sunbathing Topless

    Funny Birthday Card From Eric Decetis.  Outside Text: As a matter of fact, yes I was sunbathing topless. Inside text: Here's to an uplifting birthday! More from...

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    ERIC BD - Stick Shift

    Millennial Stick Shift Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30434 Pictura USA Outside Text: I got a "millennial anti-theft device" in my car. Steering wheel lock? Stick shift Inside...

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    ERIC BD - Henopause

    Henopaus Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with...

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    ERIC ANN-Tired Of Using Broom

    Tired Of Using Broom Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30389 Outside Text: I'm tired of using the broom all the time. Try using the car. Inside Text:...

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    ERIC BD - Cell Phone TV Remote

    Cell Phone TV Remote Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone! That's the TV remote, Roy. ...

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    ERIC BD - Can Opener

    My Can Opener Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30472 Pictura USA Outside Text: You're my world. You're my everything. You're my can opener. Inside text: Hope your birthday...

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    ERIC BD - Glasses On Head

    Funny Birthday Card dang glasses Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses... Inside Text: It's easy to see you're a...

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    ERIC BD - Wig Zipper

    Birthday Card Senior Moments Eric Decetis 30459 Pictura USA Outside Text: Senior Moments #52 & #65. I wonder if she knows her wig's on backwards... I wonder...

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    ERIC BD - Out Of Chardonnay

    Too Much WineBirthday Card Eric Decetis 30412 Pictura USA  Outside Text: Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone. That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay. Inside...

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    ERIC BD - Alexa

    Birthday Card Pizza Extra Eric Decetis 30456 Pictura USA Outside Text: Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa... That's a can of chopped chicken Grandpa. ...

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    ERIC BD - BFF's

    Birthday Card BFF's Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one. Inside Text: But...

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