Collection: Eric Decetis

Eric Decetis

Over the past three decades, Eric Decetis's fellow cartoonists have watched in awe as he grabbed the single panel cartoon by the scruff of its neck, hauled it into his studio, and showed us just how ingeniously the human body could be corrupted for a laugh. I know of no other cartoonist who possesses Eric's command of anatomy combined with a sense of humor that should probably be registered as a lethal weapon. I've yet to see a Decetis cartoon that didn't leave me laughing out loud, and if he doesn't already hold the patent on how to draw the human buttocks then the U.S. Congress should award it to him unconditionally. A cartoonist is required to wear many hats, among them: artist, humorist, writer, philosopher, and journalist. Here is a collection of Eric's work which represents a unique and potent blend of these skills. Mr. Decetis has brought us a powerful message . . . that even during our prettiest, coolest, and noblest moments we are, each and every one of us, just another ass in the crowd. -New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Cheney

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    Tokey Bear Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30431

    Tokey Bear Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30431 Pictura USA Outside Text: Nah, dude. I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey, you got any snacks? Inside Text: High hopes...

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    Butt-dialed Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30416

    Dogs Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30416 Outside Text: Sorry, Lenny. I must have butt-dialed you Inside Text: No confusing this… it’s your birthday. Hope it’s a great...

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    Out Of Bourbon Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30409

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis Outside Text: Happy Birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in.  Inside Text: Hoping...

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    Cell Phone TV Remote Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30340

    Cell Phone TV Remote Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone! That's the TV remote, Roy. ...

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    Lost Golf Ball Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30435

    Lost Golf Ball Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30435 Pictura USA Outside Text: Son of a... Now Where'd that one go? Inside Text: May you find everything you're looking...

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    Cooters Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30046

    Funny Birthday Card. Old ladies "hooters" "Cooters" from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: We're under new management. Welcome to "cooters". How 'bout a hot link handsome?...

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    Dang Glasses Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30405

    Funny Birthday Card dang glasses Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses... Inside Text: It's easy to see you're a...

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    Whose Fault Anniversary Card Eric Decetis 30366

    Funny humor Birthday Card from Eric Decetis  Outside Text: After all these years of marriage you still blame me for everything! And whose fault is that!? Inside...

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    Going To Heaven Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30362

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: I ain't so sure I'm going to heaven when I die. No matter. You wouldn't know anybody...

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    Cowboy Birthday Card Eric Decetis 94618

    Funny Birthday Card Cowboy from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Snazzy. Inside text: Looking good, Birthday Boy! More from Eric decetis Design: Eric Decetis 0012.94618

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    Henopaus Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30444

    Henopaus Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with...

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    Millennial Stick Shift Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30434

    Millennial Stick Shift Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30434 Pictura USA Outside Text: I got a "millennial anti-theft device" in my car. Steering wheel lock? Stick shift Inside...

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    Old Man Pull Finger Fart Dog Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30424

    Old Man tells kid to Pull Finger Fart on Dog Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30424 Pictura USA Greeting Card Inside Text: Some things never get old…...

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    Too Much Wine Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30412

    Too Much WineBirthday Card Eric Decetis 30412 Pictura USA  Outside Text: Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone. That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay. Inside...

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    Vodka Wine Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30363

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Two old ladies talking and smoking at the bar.  Outside Text: At our age I figure we only have two taste...

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    Plumber Butt Crack Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30448

    Plumber Butt Crack Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Inside text: Another year behind you and you are still lookin’ good! Happy Birthday Refinements: Embossing More from...

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    Tired Of Using Broom Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30389

    Tired Of Using Broom Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30389 Outside Text: I'm tired of using the broom all the time. Try using the car. Inside Text:...

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    Earbuds Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30454

    Birthday Card Earbuds Eric Decetis 30454 Pictura USA Outside Text: I can't believe I lost an earbud.  Inside Text: Celebrating your birthday is like music to my...

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    Bean Bag Chair Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30449

    Bean Bag Chair Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Yard Sale. Coool! How much for the bean bag chair? What bean bag chair? Inside...

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    BFF's Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30365

    Birthday Card BFF's Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one. Inside Text: But...

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    Keys Please Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30480

    Keys Please Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: 'Member when you said if you ever get to wearin' your pants hiked up to your neck...

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    Senior Moments Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30459

    Birthday Card Senior Moments Eric Decetis 30459 Pictura USA Outside Text: Senior Moments #52 & #65. I wonder if she knows her wig's on backwards... I wonder...

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    Exercise program 3 Miles Anniversary Card Eric Decetis 30451

    Funny humor Anniversary Card from Eric Decetis Exercise program 3 Miles. Pictura USA Outside Text: Guess what dear. I'm on an exercise program. I walk 3 miles...

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    Wasn't Born yet Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30391

    Wasn't Born yet Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30391 Outside Text: How come you never came to my birthday parties when I was young? I wasn't born yet....

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