Collection: Eric Decetis

Eric Decetis

Over the past three decades, Eric Decetis's fellow cartoonists have watched in awe as he grabbed the single panel cartoon by the scruff of its neck, hauled it into his studio, and showed us just how ingeniously the human body could be corrupted for a laugh. I know of no other cartoonist who possesses Eric's command of anatomy combined with a sense of humor that should probably be registered as a lethal weapon. I've yet to see a Decetis cartoon that didn't leave me laughing out loud, and if he doesn't already hold the patent on how to draw the human buttocks then the U.S. Congress should award it to him unconditionally. A cartoonist is required to wear many hats, among them: artist, humorist, writer, philosopher, and journalist. Here is a collection of Eric's work which represents a unique and potent blend of these skills. Mr. Decetis has brought us a powerful message . . . that even during our prettiest, coolest, and noblest moments we are, each and every one of us, just another ass in the crowd. -New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Cheney

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    Adult Diaper Thong Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30030

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis Pictura USA www.picturausa.com Outside Text: Adult diapers in a thong! Sexy, right?! Angel of Death, take me now. Inside text: Happy...

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    Yoga Vodka Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30333

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Ladies talking about yoga and vodka Outside Text: You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed flexible and loose. So does...

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    Wrong Way AI Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30329

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Old man driving.  Outside Text: Al! I just heard on the news there's a car going the wrong way on I-80....

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    Golfer With Axe Birthday Card Eric Decetis 96063

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Man golfing. Pictura USA Inside text: Any way you slice it, you're the best. Happy Birthday More from Eric decetis...

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    Gym ATM Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30160

    Birthday Card with old man at the grym talking to a pumped man. Design from Eric Decetis Outside Text: What's the best machine to use to meet...

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    Are You Regular Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30348

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Are you Regular? Every morning at 6 Am. That's Good. But I don't wake up until 7....

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    Blame That One Birthday Card Eric Decetis 93679

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Try to blame that one on the dog.  Inside text: Heard you're letting loose with another big...

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    What's a Depository? Birthday Card Eric Decetis 94245

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Old man at the doctors. Outside Text: I said, You have a suppository IN your ear so I think I know where your...

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    Ain't My Car Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30252

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Old lady in a car. Pictura USA Outside Text: Well, no wonder the key doesn't work. This ain't my car. Inside...

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    Don't Need The Top Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30111

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Well, hell. Guess I don't need the top after all. Inside text: You may be getting older,...

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    Drunk Across Bar Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30242

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: Check out those two old drunks across the bar. That's us in ten years! That's a...

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    Still Smooth Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30455

    Birthday Card Still Smooth Eric Decetis 30455 Pictura USA Outside Text: The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated. Much. Too. Sexy. Inside...

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    Claude in Closet Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30113

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Man crappin' in the closet. Pictura USA Outside Text: Hey. There's no toilet paper in here! You're crappin' in the closet again...

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    Buried Nuts Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30027

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Pictura USA Outside Text: You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again.  Inside text: Ahh, nuts...you can't hide...

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    Swimsuit On Backwards Birthday Card Eric Decetis 97894

    Birthday Card Couple at the beach Eric Decetis Outside Text: I said "I think you've got your swimsuit on backwards Inside text: You really stand out in...

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    Dog Walks Backwards Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30288

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Old lady walking her dog. Pictura USA Outside Text: I wonder if he knows he's walking backwards... I wonder if she...

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    Wine Reduction Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30394

    Funny Birthday Card From Eric Decetis Outside Text: Karen's idea of wine reduction... Inside text: You’re a rare vintage.Happy Birthday Refinements: Emboss More from Eric decetis Design: Eric Decetis...

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    Your Eyesight is Anniversary Card Eric Decetis 30122

    Funny Anniversary Card Your Eyesight is Perfect from Eric Decetis. Pictura  Outside Text: I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about...

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    Duck Decoy Birthday Card Eric Decetis 93759

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Man and duck hunting. Pictura USA Inside text: Shoot...Here comes another birthday! Refinements: Foil More from Eric decetis Design: Eric Decetis 0012.93759

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    Postal Cracks Birthday Card Eric Decetis 93754

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Old Lady posting in postman's butt crack. Inside text: Best reargards and Happy Birthday! Refinements: Foil More from Eric decetis Design: Eric...

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    Refrigerator Magnet Birthday Card Eric Decetis 93968

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Dog on the fridge Outside Text: Well tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again? Inside text: Happy...

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    Puzzle Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30376

    Funny Birthday Card. Puzzle. from Eric Decetis Outside Text: Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can't get any piece to fit. Put on your glasses, Louise....

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    Reptile Dysfunction Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30358

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis. Couple talking.  Outside Text: My doctor said I have "a reptile dysfunction." I didn't even know you had a snake. ...

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    Unicorns Noah Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30047

    Birthday Card Unicorns in bed Eric Decetis  Outside Text: Big storm's a brewin'. Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise thing with your whack-job friend...

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