Collection: Eric Decetis

Eric Decetis

Over the past three decades, Eric Decetis's fellow cartoonists have watched in awe as he grabbed the single panel cartoon by the scruff of its neck, hauled it into his studio, and showed us just how ingeniously the human body could be corrupted for a laugh. I know of no other cartoonist who possesses Eric's command of anatomy combined with a sense of humor that should probably be registered as a lethal weapon. I've yet to see a Decetis cartoon that didn't leave me laughing out loud, and if he doesn't already hold the patent on how to draw the human buttocks then the U.S. Congress should award it to him unconditionally. A cartoonist is required to wear many hats, among them: artist, humorist, writer, philosopher, and journalist. Here is a collection of Eric's work which represents a unique and potent blend of these skills. Mr. Decetis has brought us a powerful message . . . that even during our prettiest, coolest, and noblest moments we are, each and every one of us, just another ass in the crowd. -New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Cheney

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    Big Wine Glass Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30300

    Big Wine Glass Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The...

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    Dog Socks Testicles Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30466

    Dog Socks Testicles Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30466 Pictura USA Outside Text: Happy birthday Dear! It's a pair of socks. I was hoping for a pair of...

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    Got Accepted Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30407

    Funny Birthday Card got accepted Eric Decetis 0012.30407 Outside Text: I just got accepted to Yale. I'd jump up and down for joy but my boobs are just...

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    Squirrel Fairy Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30497

    Squirrel Fairy Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30497 Outside Text: Relax. I'm the squirrel fairy. I'm just here for your nuts.  Inside text: No need to worry. I’m...

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    Gay Marriage Suffer Anniversary Card Eric Decetis 30485

    Gay Marriage Suffer Anniversary Card Eric Decetis. Pictura  Outside Text: Dear, what are your thoughts on gay marriage? All for it. They should suffer like the rest...

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    Elvis Shaken Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30483

    Elvis Shaken Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: Shaken. Inside text: Shake things up and have a Happy Birthday! Refinements: Foil Design: Eric Decetis More from Eric...

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    Asteroids Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30471

    Asteroids Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30471 Pictura USA Outside Text: That stays on my seat. I've got asteroids Inside text: Wishing you a birthday that’s out of...

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    Without Filter Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30469

    Sister Pics Without Filter Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30469 Pictura USA Outside Text: My sister will be down in a minute. Wanna see some picks of her...

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    Guess Weight That You Used To Be Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30467

    Guess Weight That You Used To Be Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30467 Pictura USA Outside Text: Guess The Weight You Used To Be Inside Text: Wishing you...

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    Rat Maze Birthday Belated Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30418

    Special Wishes Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30418. Pictura USA  Outside Text: Happy Birthday. Sorry I'm late... I got lost on the way here.  Inside Text: Better late...

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    Rat Helmet Gouda Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30498

    Rat Helmet Gouda Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30498 Outside Text: Mmmmm. Gouda. Inside text: It’s your birthday. Don’t let anything get in your way of having a...

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    Gynecologist Dentist Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30335

    Funny Birthday Card from Eric Decetis Pictura USA  Outside Text: My gynecologist said no sex for a month. What did your dentist say? Inside text: Four out...

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    Shit Creek Get Well Card Eric Decetis 30487

    Shit Creek Get Well Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: Shit Creek Raft Rentals. Sorry, dude, we're out of paddler Inside text: Sorry you’re feeling like...

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    Still Sluggish Card Eric Decetis 30474

    Still Sluggish Card Eric Decetis 30474 Pictura USA Outside Text: I exercise. I eat right. And still I'm sluggish.  Inside text: Get excited...it’s your special day!Happy Birthday...

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    Fair Trade Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30495

    Fair Trade Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30495 Outside Text: I got this ill-tempered toothless, old chihuahua for my husband. Sounds like a fair trade.  Inside text: I...

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    Somethings Wrong With Lawnmower Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30481

    Something's Wrong With Lawnmower Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: Honest, Dad. Somethin's wrong with the lawnmower. You look fine to me. when you finish...

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    Eric Decetis Napkin Green It's Windy Thursday Beers

    Eric Decetis Funny Napkin Green It's Windy Thursday Beers Text: It's windy. No. Thursday. Me too! Let's get some beers! Count: 20, 3-Ply Napkins/Pkg Size: 10" x 10"...

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    Case Of Beer Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30494

    Case Of Beer Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30494 Outside Text: What do you spend on a case of beer? 'Bout an hour and a half when the...

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    Bathroom Vodka Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30493

    Bathroom Vodka Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30493 Pictura USA Outside Text: Dad, how come mom locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of vodka? Because...

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    Giraffe Cherry Stem Anniversary Card Eric Decetis 30486

    Giraffe Cherry Stem Anniversary Card Eric Decetis. Pictura  Outside Text: Pretty impressive, But how are you with a cherry stem? Inside Text: Couldn’t be happier that we...

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    Stripper Girlfriend Birthday Card Eric Decetis 30478

    Stripper Girlfriend Birthday Card Eric Decetis Pictura USA Outside Text: Dad. I want another dog for my birthday. NO. Ok I want a stripper girlfriend for my...

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    Eric Decetis Napkin Orange Cooters

    Eric Decetis Funny Napkin Orange Cooters Text: We're under new management. Welcome to "Cooters." How 'bout a hot link handsome? Count: 20, 3-Ply Napkins/Pkg Size: 10" x 10"...

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